#GoldenShowers trending, Trump pissed

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#GoldenShowers is trending on Twitter, and US President-elect Donald Trump (pic) sure isn’t happy about it.

A 35-page dossier published by BuzzFeed News, but which has yet to be verified, alleges that the Russian Government has been supporting Trump for years and had gained compromising information on him.

The dossier, which was compiled by a person claiming to be a former British intelligence official, said Trump had engaged in multiple “compromising” and “salacious” sexual acts.

One example – again, unverified – was that Trump had hired prostitutes to defile a bed in the presidential suite at Moscow’s Ritz Carlton Hotel, where President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle had slept in previously.

Trump reportedly made the sex workers perform a “golden shower” (urinating) show on the mattress in front of him.

The former reality TV star denied the allegations in an all-caps tweet from his @realDonaldTrump account that declared, “FAKE NEWS – A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!”

Whether the reports are true or not, netizens couldn’t resist taking the piss out of Trump.

Twitter user @AprilJonFan tweeted: “#GoldenShowers buzz as my friend says: this explains his wonderful hair-color.”

@jemelehill tweeted, “Hey Donald: Urine my thoughts and ..”

“He’s known for real estate debt, but Trump secretly loves liquidity,” tweeted @jordanzakarin.

@glenjustglen wrote, “Laughing HARD. @realDonaldTrump attacks @MaryJStreep, then a report comes out to kill his buzz. Maybe he’ll say piss on it all. #goldenshowers”

Earlier, CNN reported that classified documents presented last week to Obama and Trump included allegations that Russian operatives claim to have compromising personal and financial information about the President-elect.

Citing “multiple US officials with direct knowledge of the briefings,” CNN said the allegations were presented in a two-page synopsis that was appended to a report on Russian interference in the 2016 election.

“The classified briefings last week were presented by four of the senior-most US intelligence chiefs – Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, FBI Director James Comey, CIA Director John Brennan, and NSA Director Admiral Mike Rogers,” CNN reported.

  • Apollyon

    Can’t wait for the Trump impeachment for collusion with Russia. Great job, comrade Trump voters! You’re made Russia great again!